[ItendToDisagree]

Someone has to be the 'professional' for someone else to be the 'hipster'.

Comparison is important to Apple's brand. Unless I was reading those John Hodgeman commercials all wrong.

[pooriaazimi]

Please don't dignify trolls with an answer. Just downvote them and move on.

[ItendToDisagree]

But... but... funnies!

[charleswalter]

This is not a troll. You have to be legitimately stupid to be in such a position of power as Microsoft, and then to waste it all and to voluntarily hand it over to Apple.