[aaronem]

I'm disappointed this isn't something similar to psdoom [1], as I originally imagined it might be. What could be more natural a metaphor, for the cognitive sink of heavy and mostly superfluous inbox traffic, than headcrabs and headcrab zombies?

[1] http://psdoom.sourceforge.net

[zetalabs]

I'll make sure out frontend lead takes this into account for v2.

[aaronem]

Excellent! I look forward with eager anticipation to being able to crowbar my way through a full inbox, instead of just wishing I could.

[brokenparser]

They're waiting for you Gordon, in the spam folderrrr.