[JonnieCache]

A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."

The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"

"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."

I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

[TacticalCoder]

"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here, says the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar."

(read on /. years ago IIRC)

[MDCore]

My delivery is: "I like telling UDP jokes because I don't care if you don't get them" then immediately walk away.

[codereflection]

badumm-tish! Lol