[mynameishere]

Galapagos: five stars. Kidney stones: zero stars

Dammit Jeff. One is lowest number of stars. It's an arbitrary number. Anytime you see a review that starts "I wish I could give this zero stars..." you know you're dealing with a knucklehead.

[kmfrk]

If that were an actual Amazon review, he would base his entire review on the shipping experience instead of the actual product.

[mlangdon]

An arbitrary number that makes crap products look artificially good. "3.5? How bad could it be?"