[jayzalowitz]

pg: php?

[rubiquity]

PHP: Making dynamic web pages with C is really hard.

[prodigal_erik]

Perl: PHP is a kludge.

[RafiqM]

What? Perl is about 10 years older than PHP.

In fact it would make more sense reversed.

PHP: Perl is a kludge.

Because that's what PHP mostly replaced - Perl.