[shekmalhen]

Reread yourself next time. There's many typos and places where you used the wrong h̶o̶m̶o̶n̶y̶m̶s̶ homophones. It's hard to take you seriously when you write "left in piece"...

[Aaronontheweb]

It's an attempt at humor - why would you take it seriously in the first place?

P.S. Fixed the typo.

[sheetjs]

> “Business-critical compliance system?” Mongo.

Some speculate that Coinbase's problems may stem from their use of MongoDB (e.g. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5428382). I wouldn't be surprised to hear that someone tried to implement an EMR system in MongoDB either

[saraid216]

Hey now. Mongo is web scale.

[ultimatedelman]

I lol'd at "Steam of Consciousness"

[Aaronontheweb]

@ultimate - (embarrassed face) thanks for pointing that one out :(

[BlackDeath3]

>homonyms

Homophones?

[shekmalhen]

Heh, thank you.