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AbstractFactorySingletonFactoryFactory killMeNow = FactoryCreatorFactory.CreateSingletonAbstractFactory(…)

But of course, you have to first write about 300 lines of XML to wire up the various BeanInversionContainerFactoryDependencyInjectors.

Java is a needlessly verbose, death-by-pattern-programming monstrosity. Go is a fresh look on programming in general. The standard library is phenomenal, built-in concurrency is excellent, and it's an extremely productive environment to be in. It feels like driving a Mazda Miata vs a Ford F-250.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.