[lukeqsee]

    1. Pay $2.
    2. SSH/DNS/whatever tunnel out through iMessage port.
    3. Gloat? Profit?

Seriously, we probably all thought it. Just don't. It'll make life really rough for all of our fellow iPhone addicts who will end up having to pay $8 again. (Also, you'd be breaking contract, but I imagine that doesn't matter nearly as much to you, now does it?)

[superuser2]

The filter could be smart enough to allow traffic on that port only to Apple.

[batbomb]

1. Sniff wireless traffic

2. Hijack MAC address

(If you're gonna cheat the system, might as well go all the way)