[qq66]

You also don't need to sing in the shower. You can leave the shower earlier, hire a TaskRabbit to sing for you instead, and if you value your time correctly you should come out ahead.

[throwaway0094]

Yeah, but I don't recommend singing in the shower for 1.5 weeks while your employer is paying you sick leave ;-).

[sliverstorm]

I also definitely don't recommend you moonlight flipping burgers while your employer is paying you sick leave.