[VLM]

What about the worlds most pitiful one way hash function, like the nickname I'm using here which is "obviously" my initials?

Another classic in this genre is for decades I've watched the comedy of people advertising their ham radio callsign, then not realizing people can look them up, then realizing that almost no one knows how to look it up or cares, then figuring out it doesn't really matter at all. So ham radio callsigns are yet another pitiful wanna be one way hash function.