[mikle]

Some people use Python as JS or PHP, why not also make it behave like that?

In reality, even if this is satire (which I believe it is) I'm sure if enough people will know about it, at least one of them will use it seriously.

[ot]

> Some people use Python as JS or PHP, why not also make it behave like that?

If you want to go the other way, try

    window.onerror = window.close;