| Job requirements: * Ability to move in a fast paced environment, at a speed of 180 mph or greater. * Demonstrated physical capacity to produce calefaction directed from eyeballs, at or exceeding 400 degrees Fahrenheit. * Signed note from esteemed scientist showing capability for producing X-rays (preferably 5 nanometer wavelength) from eyeballs or eye sockets * Affidavits testifying to eidetic memory. * Ability to physically resist and rebuff projectiles, including but not limited to arrows, baseballs, rocket propelled grenades, bowling balls, and bullets between the range of 1 and 50 caliber. * Established reputation for instantly understanding and speaking any language sufficiently established by a human culture, after initial exposure. * Distinguishing characteristics: Faculty for achieving flight, and resourcefulness. Are these job requirements impossible? Absolutely not! They are laid out explicitly, so the list is perfectly reasonable. Being up front makes all the difference here. |