[anigbrowl]

My, it does go on a bit, eh? This sort of thing makes me wish the patent office could charge extra for unreasonable workload.

[duskwuff]

The claims only run to a hair above a single page, though. And they don't even amount to much - as far as I can tell, they're trying to patent what amounts to a plot for a video game. And not even a particularly interesting one!