[jws]

This is just a patent application, and I hope it is denied, but the flow chart on page 1 is classic.

If you ever fail to spout American idealized political ideology the world falls into serfdom. Persisting in your proselytizing won't convince the NPC and save the world, but after you've done it enough you can shoot her and that saves the world.

You listening world? Take a lesson.

[sketerpot]

In later flow charts, quoting Lenin can turn people into a "vampire/communist" somehow. I've always suspected.