[noselasd]

Theoretically, that wouldn't be hard:

* Push the airplane mode button.

* Have the FAA place the phone in a faraday cage for testing the phone.

* Don't remotely activate the phone at this point (which you wouldn't be able to anyway, the phone is in a faraday cage )

* "Forget" to tell the FAA about the cellular equivalent of "wake on lan" we built into this phone.