[prima-facie]

Doing async in PHP still feels like strapping a dildo to a horse and calling it an unicorn.

[erikig]

I'm a PHP user/fan and I find this as funny as it is true.

[jbeja]

Waow i never tough that i would actually read the word "fan" along side php, it make my day.

[Spoom]

There are plenty (including myself), we just avoid stating it in public for fear of the instantly appearing anti-PHP trolls that lurk around every corner.