[jmhodges]

I think I enjoyed this the most:

"I’m sure you’re asking yourself, 'how much does this enterprise solution cost me?'. Well, like any good enterprise system, it is insanely expensive. This gem will cost you eleventy billion dollars payable to me, now."

[pelle]

According to my calculations a good enterprise solution costing eleventy billion dollars would require a fourty billion dollars annual support contract.

[j_baker]

Don't forget a 90 billion dollar custom code fee!

[MaysonL]

Per module.