[vonseel]

I went to a restaurant alone once. I was a teenager; this was almost 10 years ago.

I remember my conversation with the hostess going something like this:

Hostess: "So...just one today?"

Me: "Yep."

Hostess: "Oh.. Do you want me to bring you a magazine or something?"

[richardfontana]

Reminds me of this scene from Steve Martin's The Lonely Guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CNUuoe3E