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Vandalizing these idiotic tombstones will be great sport, and guilt-free.

I thought we had an understanding with the great beyond, that the living only take heed when communication is conveyed in the form of plagues or nightmares?

Montezuma's revenge isn't a pop-up window that reads "click here". The curse of The Mummy isn't a flash animation. Ebenezer Scrooge didn't turn over a new leaf after taking an online survey.

I mean sure, we may read their pithy stone carvings, but we certainly aren't compelled to obey them. Why would the dead place their trust in the availability of a civilian internet, to convey their message?