[mgkimsal]

to be fair, they had more than a week to go google me and see that the resume was the latest one. there are exactly 2 people with my name on the planet, and only one does much of anything on the internet (me).

"Do you have a more recent resume available? The one I have looks like was last updated in 2007" would be far more respectful - it would show you're looking at it, parsed it out, and are giving the other person a chance to polish things up if they want.

"HEY! I just found your resume! .... Send me your resume!"

"Waiter... I was just looking at your menu... things look really good. Could you please bring me your menu?"

It just sounds stupid.