[h34t]

This article made it to the front page purely on the basis of its content, not title.

I am new to Hacker News and this disturbs me: I have to click the link before I decide to vote on it?

Please. If I want to be a thoughtful human being, I will open a book. The internet is for mindless titillation.

[kingnothing]

If you're serious, then this isn't the place for you.

Try reddit instead.

[h34t]

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I'm still here.

Please draw the conclusion that this implies :).