[mindcrime]

> Would you also like to install a camera in my bedroom?

Why bother, when you could just use the NSA one?

[w_t_payne]

Are you keeping up with your duties? Did you perform your ritual of self-criticism this morning? Remember, you have to chant your oath of loyalty and subservience to Gen^H^H^H Lord Alexander at least five times a day!

[tedunangst]

I think you mean, did you remember to post "this is what a police state looks like" on reddit five times a day? :)