Wow, I was going to choose a quote as a prime example of this guy's utter horrible nature, but I got to the end and could not decide which was most terrible. Here's one anyway:
"I have two iPhones, one for day and one for the night. When the day phone runs out, the night phone takes over. I never have to worry."
"I have two iPhones, one for day and one for the night. When the day phone runs out, the night phone takes over. I never have to worry."