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by narfquat 4645 days ago
Does that look like a turtle shark to anyone else?

Awesome.
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cclogg 4645 days ago
Makes a prediction that there'll be a movie soon involving a group of partiers on vacation who get slowly gobbled up by this fish

(It'll be in 3D too)

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anonymous 4645 days ago
You were thrilled by SHARKNADO.

Now get ready.

To experience a new terror.

Coming from 419 million years ago,

it rises one last time to swallow you whole!

It's the ANCIENSHARK!!!!!111eleven

Yes, I know it's not a shark, but really - who would go to see the ancient not-shark fish that just sits there with a dumb look on its face?

In the end they cook it and eat it. Then the sequel is that the people who ate the ancient fish start evolving into Neanderthals (sharkderthals?) IN 3D

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