[pjmlp]

HN youngers of today like to bash Enterprise Java, whereas the old guys already have their share of scares from:

Enterprise Clipper

Enterprise C

Enterprise C++

Enterprise Perl

Enterprise TCL

Enterprise insert language here

You just need to let the enterprise architects loose...

[FuzzyDunlop]

I'm probably young enough to have experienced Enterprise PHP, which by all accounts (at least when Symfony2 was just released) seemed like the love-child of Enterprise C++ and Enterprise Java.