[pintglass]

> It is literally the most powerful Javascript framework ever

It doesn't meet the definition of a framework: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_framework

> It trivially encompasses every possible Javascript program

Not every one.

[jerf]

slow golf clap

Wow... yes... you really straightened me out there. Way to go.

Blast. And I had such high hopes that my framework would become the Next Trendy Javascript Thing.