Hacker News new | ask | show | jobs
by luscious 4673 days ago
Poop transfers! Get your poop transfers!

Pick from a catalog of svelte donors at FloraFlash!

All your fat got you down? Well, don't wait another minute! You deserve to be living a life of supreme-fucktitude! Get laid being the tight tiger you always knew you were.

A study in a journal by some doctors who are trying to be silenced by THEM have discovered natures miracle! POOOOOOOOOP! But don't settle for that off-the-shelf shit. Get yourself down to FloraFlash for the best in rectal remedies!

Our certified specialists each study under master transfer technologists using the latest techniques to ensure that not even a drip of the slimming poo juice leaves your body before it has rebooted your fat-fighting gut with enough underwear model crap to ensure that you will be wearing a tight banana-hammock in no time!

FLORA FLASH!