[smtddr]

Looking at the picture, I'm pretty sure it's intentionally worded that way. A spin on "Push Button, Receive Bacon".

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/push-button-receive-bacon

[dmix]

Ah, wasn't aware of that meme. I'd still go "Strunk & White" and keep it concrete rather than clever when writing for a business.

[wololo]

Done.