[kalleboo]

I'm pretty sure there's a linux kernel module. Obviously it'd be required for my method to work. Might not be doable in FreeBSD (incompatible with the branding).

[please_advise]

> Might not be doable in FreeBSD (incompatible with the branding)

Perhaps something more in line with BSD would be a sacrifice(2) syscall? It would pick a random process and...