In my universe! Instead of receiving emails from my IT dept* to warn me of SPAM that I shouldn't click, including a FWD of the spam with the link that shouldn't be clicked, I'd receive, I dunno, pretty much anything else would be fine.
* No, really, this went on for the better part of a semester despite a diverse array of advice to the contrary.
* No, really, this went on for the better part of a semester despite a diverse array of advice to the contrary.