I'd like to hear why you think OS X is a joke as well. It's a true POSIX system[1] after all. You can get homebrew/macports which (I hope) offers something comparable to apt-get.
[1] Unlike Windows, which passes POSIX certification on paper (or did), but in reality it doesn't mean a thing.
[1] Unlike Windows, which passes POSIX certification on paper (or did), but in reality it doesn't mean a thing.