[mikeash]

I imagine NASA's crawler transporters would score exceedingly well on most of these tests, assuming the technicians survived.

[gchpaco]

Well considering they had a max speed of two miles an hour unloaded, you could probably jump off and get a beer before the crash happened.

[Ntrails]

"We're gonna crash, noooooooooooooooooooooo"

Flashbacks of Austin Powers and a steam roller...