[untothebreach]

Gotta say, this one is my favorite:

    112 function hey_virtualbox_shut_down_or_i_will_fucking_cut_you
    113     VBoxManage controlvm $argv poweroff
    114 end

[ArbitraryLimits]

I've always been a fan of die_you_gravy_sucking_pig_dog() from the FreeBSD source.

http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/cvsweb.cgi/~checkout~/src/sbin/sh...

[liquidise]

A powerful demonstration of self-documenting code. I applaud the application.