[barylen]

Seek a new marketing team. You are insane.

[jasondenizac]

"You are insane" sounds like a great compliment to a marketer.

[anigbrowl]

Which is why you can't trust people who work in marketing. They're professionally dishonest.

[bennyg]

All people who work in marketing are dishonest. You literally can't trust any of them.

Edit: I guess sarcasm should be mentioned.

[IgorPartola]

"Hello" he lied.

[Zimahl]

At a minimum it might make a good defense in federal court.