[jjk]

BOMBFELL |NEW YORK, NY | DEVELOPER | [e-mail]

YOU

You're wicked smaht and get sht done with minimal supervision. You're familiar with web technologies, databases and can get nice 'n comfy on both the front end and back end. You write code because it's frackin' fun. You like to say words like "frack".

THE ROLE

We're looking for someone to build out the infrastructure that enables us to make clothing a solved problem for the awesome man. You'll fundamentally shape the matching algorithms that help us figure out what clothes a certain guy will love. You'll build out internal dashboards so we can obsessively monitor the crazy highs and teary-eyed lows of our company's key metrics. You'll release code that makes our heart skip a beat, break things that make our blood boil, and then we'll all argue and make up.

PERKS

Lunch is provided every day, as are office snacks (but keep your hands off my Annie's Bunny Grahams). We also have medical and provide a monthly Unlimited Ride Metrocard.

GIDDY UP

Send us your resume at [e-mail] along with anything that highlights your ability to get sht done (github, open source work, sample code).

[jacques_chester]

FYI, your two attempts to avoid spelling out "shit" has ended in a mostly italic ad.