PLease stop telling me to take app X with me.

[jahansafd]

Unlike the majority (apparently) I can't afford a smart phone. Every time I log out of a particular web app, the website doesn't ever fail to notify me that I should download the app on my (hypothetical) smartphone and take it with me. Yes. I'm too poor for a smartphone. Thanks for reminding me. Maybe send me a smartphone and I'll download your app.

[reinhardt]

Scratch that, even if I could afford a smart phone...

http://idontwantyourfuckingapp.tumblr.com/

[frou_dh]

There's a lot more where that came from if you go around looking to be offended.

[xauronx]

Can you believe I saw an advertisement today for a car wash!? I DON'T EVEN OWN A CAR! Why don't you remind me again that I'm poor?

/sarcasm