[logic]

My goal is to wake up, rather than smashing my poor little alarm clock into pieces when it goes off. I achieve that goal most of the time, a fact my employer is quite grateful for.

Agreed about the lack of substance here. This is a fluff piece.

[bep]

My goal is to wake up, rather than set my alarm clock in snooze mode. I fail that goal most of the time, a fact that my roommate (ie my mother) is not grateful for.