[conroy]

For anyone confused, this is a parody article. The main premise seems to be "What if we treated all plants the way we treat cannabis?"

Nike ran a very similar campaign in the late 90's that asked a similar question: What if we treated all athletes the way we treat skateboarders?

Running http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8LZdDzs-8

Tennis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYpcCDSMz0

Golf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsemRRvVrM