[s_q_b]

Adversary profile precludes this vector.

[samstave]

I would like this as a bumper sticker/answering machine message.

>Ring....

>Ring...

[pickup]

>"Adversary profile precludes this vector"

[/hangup]

[escapologybb]

I use than SIP provider for all my telephone stuff, which gives me the ability to have menus etc.

I've now got one for "press one if you're calling me about an unbelievable sales opportunity" that gives the exact response. I have no idea if anybody has called it yet, but it's kept me laughing for the past three days!

[deegles]

Could you provide some details on how you set that up? It sounds interesting!

[escapologybb]

No problem, I first signed up for an account with SIP Centric[1], then once you've bought a phone number, you click on IVR menus in the sidebar and then it is point-and-click from there on; it really is surprisingly easy!

[1]: http://pbx.sipcentric.com/

[s_q_b]

I can't tell you how happy that makes me.