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by cmccabe 4725 days ago
Care to buy some of my tiger repellent? It's been 100% effective so far!
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willurd 4724 days ago
How many tigers have you repelled? Which species? I'm particularly worried about bengal tigers in my apartment complex. Can it handle those?
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cmccabe 4724 days ago
I don't have "any evidence to back it up" but it "has not proven to be false." So because you're "avoiding tunnel vision" you should purchase some. Luckily, I'm willing to let it go for $999 a can.

Don't marginalize me, bro.

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willurd 4724 days ago
I was actually going to suggest $1099. Can I pay that instead?
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