[mtraven]

Now I'm wondering if there is a difference between call-by-value girls and call-by-reference girls.

[CodeMage]

I'm going to regret this joke, but: I posit the difference lies in how much cache you need.

[trustfundbaby]

well done.

[alxbrun]

If only my wife's body was immutable.

[bigtech]

I'd love to continue this but I have garbage collection to attend to.

[Phlarp]

And they say nobody around here has a sense of humor! Happy to see it was just a matter of injecting the proper dependencies!

[donutdan4114]

Whoops, came to reddit by accident.

[chocolatebunny]

I think you want a mutable wife. Otherwise you'll eventually have to throw her out and get a new one.

[gizmo686]

The compiler will optimize that.

[mambodog]

Guys, please keep this stuff on /r/programming. The signal to noise ratio on HN is already bad enough.