[boothead]

Poor you... Seriously there's no competition in my mind: freeagent compared to that spreadsheet is like being fed ferrero rocher by Angelina Jolie at the ambassadors ball verses having faeces flung at you by drunk chimps at the zoo!

[lifeisstillgood]

And congratulations - the prize for Most Outrageous Similie guaranteed To End the Argument is ...

Love it.