We entirely sympathize with your sentiments given the inflammatory nature of this discussion. We hope that the clarifications provided helped you to change back your mind. If, however, you are still doubtful of our standing commitment to our customers and the entire Redis community, please contact us at info@garantiadata.com so we can have a real dialog regarding your concerns.
I'm actually in the market for a similar service. We need simple/turn-key Redis clustering. Twemproxy lacks the features we need and I don't have the time to find alternatives.
-Sysadmin
Edit: Someone contact me. I want to give you money!