[coopr]

Try a New Relic plugin and you'll find out why ;)

The experience of adding monitoring with a New Relic plugin should be MUCH better than with any other monitoring approach.

[kawsper]

I still need to rewrite all my statsd/graphite implementations.

Could you tell me what differs in your solution, and why it is better? And why you didn't choose Graphite/Carbon or statsd?