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Is this serious? This "news" website is making an outlandish claim, yet cites not a single source.

> "The White House can’t order all 20 million of its employees around. Someone will always talk to us, and help us understand the truth behind these troubling, but somewhat ambiguous conversations and other communications. All your PRISM are belong to us, and it’s going to be this way for as long as something like PRISM exists."

Where did this quote come from? Who are they quoting? There is just so much wrong with this article.

Edit: The more I browse, the more this site seems like a less funny version of The Onion. Here are some choice articles chronicle.su has published in the past:

    Stephen Hawking joins Illuminati, snubs Israel
    Amanda Bynes dead at 27, inventor of ‘lol’ signs off [she is still alive]
    Margaret Thatcher, Illuminati leader, dead at 87
    Fascist Zune Conspiracy Exposed