[icey]

How is it possible you had enough energy to type such a pointless complaint, but you couldn't be bothered to read a couple of pages?

Would pictures help? Maybe some cartoon animals sounding out the words for you?

[bouncingsoul]

I couldn't resist: http://fuzzwich.com/minivid/minivid.php?vid=3917

It's not cartoon animals, but...

[prakash]

lol.

I am big PG fan, but the non-startup articles don't appeal to me, this in particular.

[davidw]

Fair enough, but please, no 'lol'ing here. Remember:

loll: To hang extended from the mouth, as the tongue of an ox or a dog when heated with labor or exertion.

[gwenhwyfaer]

Plus it makes you sound like qwe1234. We don't do that here, either.

[twinings]

I am a big PG fan, and I generally prefer the non-startup articles, such as this one. Just wanted to cast my vote here to counter-balance things. :-)