[saintx]

The neighborhood squirrel serenades the sunrise each morning as a sort of mammalian metronome for about an hour, filling me with questions about rhythmic chanting and the mammal brain. It's like a 60 decibel woodblock, only three octaves higher. That wakes me up. I don't recommend it for your alarm clock app.

Money, glory, and fun actually get me out of bed.

[photorized]

That squirrel sounds incredibly motivated. Would love to hear what that sounds like.

[akumpf]

then maybe the app should pay you, complement you, then tell you a joke? :)