[sinnerswing]

stop being a pussy and listen to Roth-era Van Halen.

or...

2 chicks at the same time, man. ;)

[SonicSoul]

don't you need a million dollars for that?

[illuminate]

Temporary jollies don't get rid of the great chasm of loneliness. When they're gone, it remains.

[gaius]

It's a reference to a similar topic of conversation in the movie Office Space.

[illuminate]

I get the reference, with the PUA suggestions elsewhere in the thread, I couldn't tell if it was sincere or not!