[dmxt]

Plastic knife also count, my friend got suspensed from school for bringing that.

[pekk]

Ouch. Maybe now all our dishes and utensils can be small discs.

Made of pleather.

[illuminate]

Might be used to choke someone! Stick to trenchers.

[Vivtek]

A trencher could be a pretty effective blunt instrument. Intubation is appropriately American these days.

[sdsfds]

Better yet, go Indian, eat with your hands.

[snogglethorpe]

Hey hands are among the deadliest of instruments! oO;