[GhotiFish]

If you insist, because I really want the months of debugging work we've spent on hibernate to pay dividends, I really really want the technical debt we've accumulated capitulating to the abstractions limitations in our design to be paid, and I really really really want to believe that we haven't wasted our time on an silver bullet that fits only trivial cases. I want to believe that serialization, caching, and constraint enforcement are far bigger nightmares than the one I'm going through.

I just don't think that will happen.